lazy-ass ahead
18 Jun 2013
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deersu:

hey guys did you know you can watch entirety of the thief and the cobbler as how it was originally envisioned by richard williams

unfortunately wiliams never got to finish this movie before miramax decided to butcher it, but this version is as complete as it will ever be

18 Jun 2013
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missamouse:

amagicaljourney:

Peter Pan by Jinellvaleros on Flickr.

“I spent this day learning to use my new NIKKOR 35 mm f/1.8 lens. While shooting Mickey’s Soundsational Parade Peter Pan spotted me shooting with my Nikon and began mocking me. ‘Nyah nyah you can’t shoot me! You don’t have a Canon!’”

HeeHee…good one Peter!

“you don’t have a Canon” oh my god what a great pun I love Peter

Just for the record

The kid-Vaati makes Zelda his nanny is actually gonna be a thing if you want it or not

I just love the idea and I started planning instead of writing my essay and I am very happy so far

18 Jun 2013 0 fish Reblog
18 Jun 2013
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notaloneintheuniverse:

rainbowrowell:

Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works

There will never come a day where I will not reblog this.

death-limes:

hirokohana:

Eridan is the Magikarp of the trolls, I swear. He just flops around using his splash and everyone laughed at him because he was so pathetic and then he GODDAMN EVOLVES AND FUCKING KILLS EVERYONE.

why is this one of the most accurate descriptions of Eridan i’ve ever read

18 Jun 2013 5318 fish Reblog
18 Jun 2013
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swiftingthrough:

cheekyanthony:

swiftingthrough:

period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff

periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating

i will bleed on everything you love

18 Jun 2013 9972 fish Reblog
18 Jun 2013
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necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

But seriously CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKIN’ RAD NOIVERN IS

18 Jun 2013
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spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

18 Jun 2013
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sugarelixir:

I just wanted to thank the whole Tumblr community for being absolutely great and while we do have our ups and downs, I still appreciate the enthusiasm and support that has lightened up my days!  I’ve been seeing many giveaways recently and I thought I would just provide more chances.  

I can’t provide all that much but I still want to give a chance!  

FIRST PLACE WINNER WILL RECEIVE: 

  • 2 3DS games of their choice!  Can be released already or pre-ordered!
  • A $25 gift card to any site they desire (Amazon, Thinkgeek, etc.)

SECOND PLACE WINNER WILL RECEIVE:

  • 1 3DS game of their choice!  
  • A $25 gift card to any site they desire!  

 

THE RULES:

  • You can reblog and like!  Though please only reblog once since Tumblr only counts it as once!
  • Do not use a giveaway blog to reblog this.  I will be checking.
  • There will be two winners decided through a number randomiser.  
  • It is NOT necessary to follow me!  
  • This is an international giveaway!  I will be buying the games from your closest Amazon store to make sure it is with your region.  
  • The giveaway deadline is at the 1st of July, 2013!  
  • Please make sure your inbox is open and be willing to give an address.  If you don’t reply within 48 hours, the prize will go to someone else.  

If you have anymore questions, send an ask to my inbox!  Thank you and good luck!  

QUESTIONS NOT USUALLY ASKED:PLEASE!!!
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5:Do you like to use post-it notes?
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8:Do you have freckles?
9:Do you always smile for pictures?
10:What is your biggest pet peeve?
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16:How many people have you slept with this week?
17:What size is your bed?
18:What is your Song of the week?
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20:Do you still watch cartoons?
21:Whats your least favorite movie?
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23:What do you drink with dinner?
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25:What is your favorite food?
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31:Can you change the oil on a car?
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33:Ever ran out of gas?
34:Favorite kind of sandwich?
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36:What is your usual bedtime?
37:Are you lazy?
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40:How many languages can you speak?
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43:Are you stubborn?
44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45:Ever watch soap operas?
46:Are you afraid of heights?
47:Do you sing in the car?
48:Do you sing in the shower?
49:Do you dance in the car?
50:Ever used a gun?
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53:Is Christmas stressful?
54:Ever eat a pierogi?
55:Favorite type of fruit pie?
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57:Do you believe in ghosts?
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59:Take a vitamin daily?
60:Wear slippers?
61:Wear a bath robe?
62:What do you wear to bed?
63:First concert?
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65:Nike or Adidas?
66:Cheetos Or Fritos?
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69:Ever take dance lessons?
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71:Can you curl your tongue?
72:Ever won a spelling bee?
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74:Own any record albums?
75:Own a record player?
76:Regularly burn incense?
77:Ever been in love?
78:Who would you like to see in concert?
79:What was the last concert you saw?
80:Hot tea or cold tea?
81:Tea or coffee?
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83:Can you swim well?
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85:Are you patient?
86:DJ or band, at a wedding?
87:Ever won a contest?
88:Ever have plastic surgery?
89:Which are better black or green olives?
90:Can you knit or crochet?
91:Best room for a fireplace?
92:Do you want to get married?
93:If married, how long have you been married?
94:Who was your HS crush?
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96:Do you have kids?
97:Do you want kids?
98:Whats your favorite color?
99:Do you miss anyone right now?
No credit due, I didn't make these up.
18 Jun 2013 14453 fish Reblog

fandomacepilot:

Repeat after me kids:

A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important. 

18 Jun 2013 26355 fish Reblog

gouzouban:

have u ever had a headcanon that u didnt realise u had until u saw something that directly contradicted with that headcanon and made u rly uncomfortable

18 Jun 2013 1388 fish Reblog

jonathantoewsed:

“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”

oh i’m sorry

you’re right

the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with

my mistake

18 Jun 2013 26185 fish Reblog

I just googled the meaning of purple and purple clothing and I swear to Hylia if they didn’t think of that while designing Vaati I’d be so disappointed

It fits him so perfectly I’m gonna scream

18 Jun 2013 2 fish Reblog